Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Who pays?

Germany.

How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN"

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.