Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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Why are all German cats dead?

They have nein lives.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!