Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.