Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !