Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11