What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.