What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What personal space?

My dog

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo