Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO