What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.