What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.