What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is there no Windows 9 ?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.