What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.