How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What does a pirate call his idiot son?

A retarrrrrd

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How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.