What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!