When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

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When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air