What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Where is my shovel

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.