What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.