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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.