Plunger Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

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Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Mean Thing Jokes More Mean Thing Jokes

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you?

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What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

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Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

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