What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!