Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.