Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Cheech Marinade!

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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Because they are in bread.

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They go to the mooooovies.

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It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.