Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!