Because the steaks were too high!
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.
High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
The steaks were too high.
Miss.Steak
Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.