Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Marijuana Field Jokes More Marijuana Field Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.