Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?

Don't feed it !

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.