Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse