Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Only place they can get love

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I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.