Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

William Shatner Jokes More William Shatner Jokes

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!