What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

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Urine trouble.

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What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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The Captain's Log.

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.