What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

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How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment