What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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A dead end.

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Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.