What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

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Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...