How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

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Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.