What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame?

It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.