What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.