How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.