What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg