What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble