What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?

Webley stadium !

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.