Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52