Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !