Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

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What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.