What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.