What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.