Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake