Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.