Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!