What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".