What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)