What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu