What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer