What would happen if pigs could fly?

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.