What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!