What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.