What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.