A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
A: The bow is moving.
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
A chainsaw.