What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...