What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What do you call a constable who is good at music?

Copper.