Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Klan Jokes More Klan Jokes

What does a dyslexic klan member hate?

Gingers

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu