Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Klan Jokes More Klan Jokes

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan