What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a Scottish parrot ?

A Macaw !

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour