What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !