What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.