What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )