What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )