Dip Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

Midwest Jokes More Midwest Jokes

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

What do you call a mexican protein?

Amigo Acid

Custard Jokes More Custard Jokes

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.