If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.
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Coffee Mug
To liquidate their bills.
Microchips
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Holy Guacamole
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
DIP
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl
Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
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GuacaMOLE
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
God bless America.
She gives you the eye.
Half of them are lyin'.
Because they've herd it all before
Quattro cinco
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Between the head and the tail !
Dug
Because he blue cheese...
Because it's still dressing.
No sound at all, the D is silent
Because he can see the D
He gems out his dip cup
Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.