Salsa Jokes

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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Medium Pace

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

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Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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Avacado's number.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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