Salsa Jokes

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa?

Medium Pace

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

How did the two perverts break up?

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.