Salsa Jokes

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Pace Jokes More Pace Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

Microchip Jokes More Microchip Jokes

What is the computer's favorite food?

Microchips.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.