One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
He liked to chop and change !
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Because they use a strongly typed language.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
A fission-chips shop.
Because they don't C#.