What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment?

ma'lady

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

Canarial Disease Jokes More Canarial Disease Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.