What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment?

ma'lady

What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!