What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.