What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...