What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)