What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*