What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

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Salt and Pepper shakers