What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

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How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.