What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!