What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a russian tree?

Dimitree

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity