What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.