Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

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What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!