Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!